Quotable Sam...


While dicussing the spelling for the composer of Nancy's wedding processional, Sam quipped: "Dad, it's not Pachabel, it's Taco Bell"

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While shopping with Auntie Judy,

Sam asked: "What are those bottles" Judy:"That's beer"

Sam: "What's beer?"

Judy: "Well..."

Sam:" That's Ok, I know all about beer, I have a book about it at home"

Judy: "You do?"

Sam: "Yes, It's called Shakes-Beer!"

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"Mom, I need to use this little brush to wash up, because I have sensible skin."


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